the genius of jeremy hardy
Jan. 24th, 2008 08:15 pm"there's nothing to do in australia. it's the most pointless country that's why, you know you go into trekking shops there're always australians in there aren't there?
and you say "like i need to get some wellington boots," and they say "well, is it just for a festival 'cos you know you can get these cheap ones..."
and you think: oh, yes it's just for a weekend! i'm sorry i'm not gonna be crawling on my hands and knees up the himalayas!
sorry i'm not scaling the entire face of the world 'cos i come from a country where there's no one interesting to talk to 'cos we murdered them all and took it!"
lols
and you say "like i need to get some wellington boots," and they say "well, is it just for a festival 'cos you know you can get these cheap ones..."
and you think: oh, yes it's just for a weekend! i'm sorry i'm not gonna be crawling on my hands and knees up the himalayas!
sorry i'm not scaling the entire face of the world 'cos i come from a country where there's no one interesting to talk to 'cos we murdered them all and took it!"
lols
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