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the genius of jeremy hardy
"there's nothing to do in australia. it's the most pointless country that's why, you know you go into trekking shops there're always australians in there aren't there?
and you say "like i need to get some wellington boots," and they say "well, is it just for a festival 'cos you know you can get these cheap ones..."
and you think: oh, yes it's just for a weekend! i'm sorry i'm not gonna be crawling on my hands and knees up the himalayas!
sorry i'm not scaling the entire face of the world 'cos i come from a country where there's no one interesting to talk to 'cos we murdered them all and took it!"
lols
and you say "like i need to get some wellington boots," and they say "well, is it just for a festival 'cos you know you can get these cheap ones..."
and you think: oh, yes it's just for a weekend! i'm sorry i'm not gonna be crawling on my hands and knees up the himalayas!
sorry i'm not scaling the entire face of the world 'cos i come from a country where there's no one interesting to talk to 'cos we murdered them all and took it!"
lols
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