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Nov. 20th, 2011 08:11 pmtoday i did some computer hacking type stuffs as a favour for a friend... the ironic nature of which is too delicious not to share.
the act of which can be summed up in five wonderful words
i scammed internets from nigerians
lulz
and the significance of the subject [in case your curiosity was piqued].... 2011 x 2011 x 2011 </delight>
the act of which can be summed up in five wonderful words
i scammed internets from nigerians
lulz
and the significance of the subject [in case your curiosity was piqued].... 2011 x 2011 x 2011 </delight>
so, there's less than a week to go before we must vacate invincible towers and it's dawning on me that i sure am going to miss living here in this flat...
i mean where else can one see such sites on a monday afternoon as this madness?
at first, just having got back from some exam fun at university, i thought i was imagining this crazy chap outside the shop...
i was convinced that the pressure of eviction, approaching finals & financial worries had finally pushed me too far!
i was worrying that part of my mind had snapped and i'd started hallucinating...
in fact, not having had much sleep over the weekend, i was fairly certain that i'd finally lost the plot.
thankfully, this wasn't the case. it turns out my sanity's not deserted me quite yet ;)
when i left the shop the sink wielding weirdo was but a wee bit further up the road, no doubt explaining to the chap in front of him that he wanted to make sure he'd packed everything and that was why he was carrying his kitchen sink.
for all its faults, hackney really does have a different class of nutter... it'll be a shame to leave the borough, but hopefully wherever it is that i end up will be better, both in terms of entertainment provided by the local mentalists & my own personal living conditions.
i mean where else can one see such sites on a monday afternoon as this madness?
at first, just having got back from some exam fun at university, i thought i was imagining this crazy chap outside the shop...
i was convinced that the pressure of eviction, approaching finals & financial worries had finally pushed me too far!
i was worrying that part of my mind had snapped and i'd started hallucinating...
in fact, not having had much sleep over the weekend, i was fairly certain that i'd finally lost the plot.
thankfully, this wasn't the case. it turns out my sanity's not deserted me quite yet ;)
when i left the shop the sink wielding weirdo was but a wee bit further up the road, no doubt explaining to the chap in front of him that he wanted to make sure he'd packed everything and that was why he was carrying his kitchen sink.
for all its faults, hackney really does have a different class of nutter... it'll be a shame to leave the borough, but hopefully wherever it is that i end up will be better, both in terms of entertainment provided by the local mentalists & my own personal living conditions.
G R A V I T Y # 4
Jun. 4th, 2009 01:21 pmIt's been nearly two months since the last installment of GRAVITY...
...we've not been resting on our laurels, with more lights, sound & smoke, we're aiming to make friday the mother of all club nights!
with a well stocked bar offering cheap drinks and a comfortable smoking area, the venue is dangerously hospitable.
You'd be mad to miss the next GRAVITY
Find us on Facebook, DontStayIn.com and HarderFaster.net
apologies to those of you who're bombarded by the cross-post-fest i'm embarking upon.
Simon Amstell Stand Up Tues 26th May
May. 20th, 2009 02:13 pmOK peoples, who wants to see the cheeky chappy live in north london's bestest comedy club?
Attention Comedy Lovers
Mar. 26th, 2009 11:21 amThe Amazing Russell Howard is performing again at Fat Tuesday...
I have no more ticket allocation, so if you wanna see him, get your tickets here
I have no more ticket allocation, so if you wanna see him, get your tickets here
holy shit! not an actual update?
Mar. 16th, 2009 02:53 am...good job it's being posted at stupid o'clock in the morning, eh? o.O
been busy doing not nearly enough these last few weeks, some brief1 high/low-lights [chronologically listed thanks to pathological pedanticism]:
funker vogt gig: an indecipherable blur of alcohol induced fuzz... definitely had fun, but booze stole my memories.
slaughtehaus5: a most enjoyable evening, culminating in some "back to the slab" action. what sunday taught me: rice takes 7 years to cook properly :D
return of monday pool: a combination of my new found proximity to the oak and eva's enthusiasm for cue sports has rekindled the fires of addiction. :D
gravity stuff: arranged guest djs for next event; finished flyers, posters, etc. and even managed to get some printed [albeit for an extortionate amount of money] in order to pester people this weekend.
uni grief: more incompetence from the university of hip hop results in the threat of suspension from my course because they won't claim my fees for this year from my lea... a long[ish] story peppered with examples of why londonmet is a shit hole. fret ye not, recounting it now would make me too angry to sleep.
friday film night: much fun was had resulting in me wandering the streets of tottenham in the wee small hours of saturday
slimelight win: unexpected uwe but band banality canceled each other out. fortunately, a dose of mak magic mixed with max&simon tearing the upstairs floor up good and proper made dave a sated boy indeed.
head-state lose: self worth needs some fixing. feeling kinda lonely too.
sunny sunday: spent almost all day in martina & will's back garden with my hosts and jennifer & matt... spring sure feels like it's here at last :D
shock camden fun: post flyering drinkage with people prevented [or at least postponed] the onset of some bleak.
1: ok, so trade descriptions may beg to differ, but fuck 'em.... bunch of pedantic cunts :p
been busy doing not nearly enough these last few weeks, some brief1 high/low-lights [chronologically listed thanks to pathological pedanticism]:
funker vogt gig: an indecipherable blur of alcohol induced fuzz... definitely had fun, but booze stole my memories.
slaughtehaus5: a most enjoyable evening, culminating in some "back to the slab" action. what sunday taught me: rice takes 7 years to cook properly :D
return of monday pool: a combination of my new found proximity to the oak and eva's enthusiasm for cue sports has rekindled the fires of addiction. :D
gravity stuff: arranged guest djs for next event; finished flyers, posters, etc. and even managed to get some printed [albeit for an extortionate amount of money] in order to pester people this weekend.
uni grief: more incompetence from the university of hip hop results in the threat of suspension from my course because they won't claim my fees for this year from my lea... a long[ish] story peppered with examples of why londonmet is a shit hole. fret ye not, recounting it now would make me too angry to sleep.
friday film night: much fun was had resulting in me wandering the streets of tottenham in the wee small hours of saturday
slimelight win: unexpected uwe but band banality canceled each other out. fortunately, a dose of mak magic mixed with max&simon tearing the upstairs floor up good and proper made dave a sated boy indeed.
head-state lose: self worth needs some fixing. feeling kinda lonely too.
sunny sunday: spent almost all day in martina & will's back garden with my hosts and jennifer & matt... spring sure feels like it's here at last :D
shock camden fun: post flyering drinkage with people prevented [or at least postponed] the onset of some bleak.
1: ok, so trade descriptions may beg to differ, but fuck 'em.... bunch of pedantic cunts :p
<---ATTENTION COMEDY FANS--->
Sep. 12th, 2008 03:27 pmFAT TUESDAY COMEDY CLUB - STEWART LEE
@ London Salmon and Compass, Tue 7th Oct, 2008
PHIL KAY, PIPPA EVANS AND TOM DEACON
there are only about 25 tickets left for this... £7 [£6 concessions] if you've not commented below, go here to buy your own.
TOM DEACON
can't find any good vids of the other two... but here's a memorable phil kay moment...
@ London Salmon and Compass, Tue 7th Oct, 2008
PHIL KAY, PIPPA EVANS AND TOM DEACON
there are only about 25 tickets left for this... £7 [£6 concessions] if you've not commented below, go here to buy your own.
TOM DEACON
can't find any good vids of the other two... but here's a memorable phil kay moment...
the biggest leaf
Jun. 19th, 2008 05:00 pmRICHARD HERRING - THE HEADMASTER'S SON
What's worse than being a podgy, swotty, virginal schoolboy? How about your dad's the headmaster too? For his 24th Edinburgh Show, the star of 'Oh Fuck, I'm 40' dusts off his old diaries, rekindles memories that might best have been left forgotten and picks off scabs from wounds that he thought had healed to discover if he can blame his upbringing for his adult failures.
'Herring is a superior comedian.... hilarious.' The Guardian
'Smart and Effective.' Chortle
JOSIE LONG - ALL OF THE PLANET'S WONDERS (SHOWN IN DETAIL)
This is about the magic of learning and making sense of the world. It's about the little and big things in life. It covers the stars, wildlife, animals and museums, being inspired by books she has read and people she's met along the way.
'Completely Brilliant' Metro
'Delightful' List
Get there early - cocktails are 2-4-1 before 8!
As always these two stonking previews will be Upstairs at The Salmon and Compass, 58 Penton Street, Islington N1 9PZ. Nearest tube is Angel on the Northern Line and there is a lovely map at www.salmonandcompass.com. The bar now serves lovely grub so you can eat before you laff!
Tickets are £6 or £5 concs and show starts at 8.30pm.
who's up for it?
(no subject)
Feb. 27th, 2008 03:54 pmCARTER USM have announced another brixton gig! 22-11-08
who's with me?
who's with me?
detachmentalist
Feb. 20th, 2008 12:27 amsoppy clowns and katie are a delight.
feel vague and fuzzy... sleep is not far away :]
feel vague and fuzzy... sleep is not far away :]
so, camden town's been ablaze tonight.
i can't help think that the timing and location of the fire is just a little bit suspicious.
what with the successful redevelopment of the stables market; the increase in property prices and continual gentrification, it does, on first appearances, look like their will be some people making an awful lot of money as a result of this unfortunate incident.
not that i'd ever be the one to point fingers, or anything, but come on... it is just a little too convenient
i can't help think that the timing and location of the fire is just a little bit suspicious.
what with the successful redevelopment of the stables market; the increase in property prices and continual gentrification, it does, on first appearances, look like their will be some people making an awful lot of money as a result of this unfortunate incident.
not that i'd ever be the one to point fingers, or anything, but come on... it is just a little too convenient
fao: cyclcists
Jan. 31st, 2008 05:51 pmanyone who locks their bike up on the street should be worried by this bill...
in essence, it allows councils to remove locked bikes willy nilly with only the most cursory search for their owners.
and they say london's a cycle friendly city
in essence, it allows councils to remove locked bikes willy nilly with only the most cursory search for their owners.
and they say london's a cycle friendly city
of mice and men
Oct. 31st, 2007 02:13 pmmy plans for friday night have been altered.
i now have [somewhere in my flat] two spare carter tickets.
so, who wants to throw money in my direction for them?
i now have [somewhere in my flat] two spare carter tickets.
so, who wants to throw money in my direction for them?
(no subject)
Sep. 19th, 2007 04:09 pmi knocked a man down today.
he walked straight into the side of me as i shot through finsbury park bus station. the collision almost unseated me and sent him spinning to the floor like a rag doll.
he made a high pitched girly noise as he tumbled groundwards, which for a 6ft plus black man was kinda weird.
i didn't stop [late for work] but did have time to shout "jesus mate, look where you're bloody going" before i raced across the empty junction as the green men was vanishing.
in all the heat of the moment i totally forgot it was talk like a pirate day... shoulda shouted something suitably piratical really
he walked straight into the side of me as i shot through finsbury park bus station. the collision almost unseated me and sent him spinning to the floor like a rag doll.
he made a high pitched girly noise as he tumbled groundwards, which for a 6ft plus black man was kinda weird.
i didn't stop [late for work] but did have time to shout "jesus mate, look where you're bloody going" before i raced across the empty junction as the green men was vanishing.
in all the heat of the moment i totally forgot it was talk like a pirate day... shoulda shouted something suitably piratical really
what's the 0 stand for?
Sep. 8th, 2007 07:47 amhot damn this a crazy hour to be up on a saturday.
right, let's play round 2 of let's get stacey fixed :]
right, let's play round 2 of let's get stacey fixed :]
