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i hate bios...almost as much as i loathe those nasty capital letters i so fastidiously avoid.
if i was a superhero's nemesis this would be so easy... i could say something like:

i am melkor the corruptor
bow before me mortals
rathamon the evil lizard wizard
and mumrah the ever living have
nothing on my evil powers

but i'm not...
i am, however, a trained tautologist - schooled in the high art of pleonasm, amateur pedant and master of casuistry.
i'm twenty six, but that's subject to change.
recently i've been applying my legendary blagging skills in the telecommunications trade as a consultant for a company that describe themselves as a converged voice and data communications specialist providing consultancy services to UK organisations[1]; when that didn't pay the bills, i dabbled in a spot of the old market research [apparently this has something to do with my craving rejection]
now, i find myself at university, studying, time wasting and generally being poor for four years in the hope of getting a BSc in some science type stuff.
i dj on occasion; have the best friends and like the colours blue and yellow.

and now, some shameless bandwidth leaching "copy and paste this into your profile and all your friends will think you're cool" type stuff

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and finally, do you remember the cybergoth bbs?

[1] your guess is probably as good as mine.