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[bluekieran.livejournal.com]

Your first redex?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

nope. just an image you'll never be able to forget

[bluekieran.livejournal.com]

Ah, can see it now. I'm gonna go print that out and beat off.

[sproutymouse.livejournal.com]

Eeewww really wish I hadn't looked!

Ew.

[emptyjohn.livejournal.com]

Um, thanks for that.

[chromenewt.livejournal.com]

ARGH! You didn't warn me it wasn't safe for work!!!

[too-many-flies.livejournal.com]

picture posted by dave, behind an lj-cut = probably not safe for work. didn't stop me stupidly looking though. hurrah for lightning fast minimising action.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

what's nsfw about simon weston?

[too-many-flies.livejournal.com]

ok so i tried, and as a natural blonde i'd assumed that cock/cum shot jokes were about my level, but this one is clearly beyond my limits of comprehension. if you would care to explain i will endeavour to understand the intelligence and wit behind it.

plus the ejaculate is defying gravity :P

[panzermensch101.livejournal.com]

"plus the ejaculate is defying gravity :P"




That is just the magic of Simon Weston.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i just living-room-lolled

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i'll explain it, but don't expect much intelligence behind it.

i was simply truck at how similar in colour and tone mr weston's face and penis tips are. i though about it, and couldn't get the image of simon's face on the end of a penis out of my mind... i decided to spread this affliction.

and as far as the gravity defying ejaculate is concerned.

he spat it out into her mouth, then as the gluey fluid began to sag inexorably towards the floor, the photo was taken. ta da!

[too-many-flies.livejournal.com]

>i was simply truck at how similar in colour and tone mr weston's face and penis tips are

it's because his face is made of all the unwanted foreskins the hospital had knocking about

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

lol. although to be fair, it's more glans like in appearance

[gommog.livejournal.com]

reminds me of the spaghetti scene from lady and the tramp, how sweet.

[panzermensch101.livejournal.com]

Your a little bit wrong arent you!?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

yeah, only a little bit though

[xerode.livejournal.com]

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