picture posted by dave, behind an lj-cut = probably not safe for work. didn't stop me stupidly looking though. hurrah for lightning fast minimising action.
ok so i tried, and as a natural blonde i'd assumed that cock/cum shot jokes were about my level, but this one is clearly beyond my limits of comprehension. if you would care to explain i will endeavour to understand the intelligence and wit behind it.
i'll explain it, but don't expect much intelligence behind it.
i was simply truck at how similar in colour and tone mr weston's face and penis tips are. i though about it, and couldn't get the image of simon's face on the end of a penis out of my mind... i decided to spread this affliction.
and as far as the gravity defying ejaculate is concerned.
he spat it out into her mouth, then as the gluey fluid began to sag inexorably towards the floor, the photo was taken. ta da!
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Ew.
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plus the ejaculate is defying gravity :P
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That is just the magic of Simon Weston.
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i was simply truck at how similar in colour and tone mr weston's face and penis tips are. i though about it, and couldn't get the image of simon's face on the end of a penis out of my mind... i decided to spread this affliction.
and as far as the gravity defying ejaculate is concerned.
he spat it out into her mouth, then as the gluey fluid began to sag inexorably towards the floor, the photo was taken. ta da!
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it's because his face is made of all the unwanted foreskins the hospital had knocking about
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