not from the daily mash... although it reads like it is

[daf]

Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes on Crowd

Microsoft founder turned philanthropist Bill Gates released a glass full of mosquitoes at an elite technology conference to make a point about the deadly disease malaria.



"Malaria is spread by mosquitoes," Gates said while opening a jar onstage at the Technology, Entertainment, Design Conference — a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.

"I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."

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Comments

[new-art-riot.livejournal.com]

That's a headline I never thought I'd see.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

ain't that the truth?

it reads like the kinda thing you'd expect in a comic book