not from the daily mash... although it reads like it is

[daf]

Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes on Crowd

Microsoft founder turned philanthropist Bill Gates released a glass full of mosquitoes at an elite technology conference to make a point about the deadly disease malaria.



"Malaria is spread by mosquitoes," Gates said while opening a jar onstage at the Technology, Entertainment, Design Conference — a gathering known to attract technology kings, politicians, and Hollywood stars.

"I brought some. Here I'll let them roam around. There is no reason only poor people should be infected."

full story here

Comments

[mark13.livejournal.com]

Does that make Gates one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

that's something of which i've always been certain

[mark13.livejournal.com]

"And lo, 'tis written that a great darkness will fall upon the earth, and riding at the head of this eldritch cloud will come the four horsemen, Death, War, Famine and Vista"

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

[mark13.livejournal.com]

Man, that poor customer looks so miserable it's as if he just got shot in the head...

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

that's what vista can do to a man

[new-art-riot.livejournal.com]

That's a headline I never thought I'd see.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

ain't that the truth?

it reads like the kinda thing you'd expect in a comic book

[names0fthedead.livejournal.com]

I don't want to read the full story, this is indecently funny as-is.