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i knocked a man down today.

he walked straight into the side of me as i shot through finsbury park bus station. the collision almost unseated me and sent him spinning to the floor like a rag doll.

he made a high pitched girly noise as he tumbled groundwards, which for a 6ft plus black man was kinda weird.

i didn't stop [late for work] but did have time to shout "jesus mate, look where you're bloody going" before i raced across the empty junction as the green men was vanishing.

in all the heat of the moment i totally forgot it was talk like a pirate day... shoulda shouted something suitably piratical really

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