oh dear, what can the matter be?

[daf]

drunken_bunny's stuck in the living room....

i was awoken this morning by the sound of my phone's message received tone. i was convinced it could be nothing good, so i tried to break back into the land of dreams... and just as i was starting to make some headway in this matter, i was drop called by someone.
my anger now fully aroused, i got out of my pit and bleary eyed, i staggered around my room attempting to find my phone so that i could ascertain who amongst my friends had the temerity to interrupt my favourite part of the day.
to my surprise, it was emma... her text read:-

"Can you try and
get hold of one of
charlies house
mates or sumot for
me please the
living room door is
stuck and i cant get
out and no one else
is in"

naturally, after having fallen about laughing, i called xxmiskatonicxx, only to learn that as emma feared, everyone was indeed, out.
...and unless any of you feel like storming the fortress that is king_of_spook's place, i think she's gonna be stuck in the living room for quite a while.

[EDIT: in case anyone was worried about emma's wellbeing, she's been released from her prison - so all's good]

Comments

[303factory.livejournal.com]

oh dear :P
I really shouldnt find this as funny as I do

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

no you shouldnt! you is mean!!!!

i got the distress calls too but was in a meeting so only just found them. shes been needing the loo since she woke up (3hours or so now) & earliest anyone can get back there is 2.30!!!! poor emma! all in gonna say is nxt time ur around charlies, watch where you sit...

[303factory.livejournal.com]

I know I is mean!!
But your being mean too! :P
Oh dear poor lil lass, i would storm the fort if i was in London :P
ladder up to the window or something..

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

im offended! i was trying my upmost NOT to be mean when i wrote that!!! coz i know the lil lass as you call her is having a bad day; we shall have to make sure her weekend makes up for it! though that may be more in the hands of pete...literally *grins*

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

that's if she manages to get rid of that nasty mark on the side of her neck in time for slimes

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

why? its not like they're going out/are exclusive

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

no, it's just she's worried that he'll think she's some kind of "dutty whore"

[303factory.livejournal.com]

'nxt time ur around charlies, watch where you sit...'
no not mean at all :P
Of course the weekend is gonna kick arse! wooo

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

i thought it was rather handy advice actually :P

[303factory.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed, in a moderatly mean way :P

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i didn't want to be the one to talk of her toilet requirements... else i'd've mentioned the second text i got from her.
what makes it funnier still is it's not like it's impossible to get out of the living room.

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

but the handle broke proper when i was there last sunday & kas had to rescue us...so if thats happened again she really IS trapped! :/ (if she climbed out the window she wouldnt be able to get in the front door so same problem really but colder)

i knew all this her-holding-on-to-her-pee-business would end in tears... or at least something soggy...

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

and then suddenly the christmas present we were going to buy her seems like an even better idea ; )
you're right, of course, but there's a portaloo just down the road from charlies, so climbing out the window would offer release.

[ahura-mazda.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is it with Charlie and door handles?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i'm guessing there's some painful childhood memory being suppressed deep in his subconscious... ; )

explanation

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

rearrange that so it reads;

fuck it charlie. what? door handles, and with th(e)is

...well it nearly worked... :)

Re: explanation

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

lols.