inappropriate behaviour

[daf]

my databases lecturer came up to me in the practical session and asked me to smell her neck.

it smelt of perfume... i told her this, and she said that wasn't the right thing to say to a girl.

Comments

[untermensch.livejournal.com]

The mind boggles

[emptyjohn.livejournal.com]

Should have said it smelt faintly of perfume but strongly of sweat.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

a pox on my slow wit

[panzermensch101.livejournal.com]

Piss Dave!....Allways say piss.



Treat'em mean and all that jazz-

[mr-targ.livejournal.com]

You should have wet your pants and started crying.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

ahhh. the response of a real man...

[bluekieran.livejournal.com]

Is she hot?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

yes.

[bluekieran.livejournal.com]

Well then.

[lucifiction.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I asked!

[haltedlogic.livejournal.com]

That is shocking behaviour! Obviously women smell like rainbows, freshly baked cookies and baskets full of kittens :P

[nikiwould.livejournal.com]

At least she only asked you to smell one body part. I am jealous.
P.S. Have you considered a career in care? It is very rewarding.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

ha! i've considered life in care. does that count?

[libee.livejournal.com]

I second this. You would be very good at it.

The pay sucks though.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

you are joking, yeah?

can i refer you to this list of jobs i'm supposed to try.

[libee.livejournal.com]

And do you intend to try any?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

well, i am studying computer networking & computing so i guess i probably will.

i quite like the idea of being a judge.

[libee.livejournal.com]

Ahh. I took it from the above comment that you were looking for work.

Ho hum.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

ha ha ha! me, looking for a job?

i've got two. i that's enough for getting through uni with.

[gommog.livejournal.com]

Sian tried to explain this one to me the other week, apparently women wear different scents for different moods so maybe you should have said she smelled like a sexy time. I was lost too, my mood just dictates how much i put on, too much or way too much.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

'cos you didn't go to the university of hip hop

[p0is0n-girl.livejournal.com]

oooowww, now i wish i'd gone to some lectures when i was at uni!

[303factory.livejournal.com]

tell her to smell your trousers

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

it's a bit late for that.