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deep in the bedrock underneath his stoke newington residence, our hero (and the sworn enemy of capital letters) crazymeandave is relaxing with a book whilst reading a beer.

"holy catfish fatman!" dobbin exclaims as he bursts into the room, "you've an exam in less than 13 hours and you've not even drawn up a revision schedule."
"listen here, you 63 chromosoned quadrupedal freak," dave dave retorts, "i might be bad at organising my time in an efficient and sensible manner, but i'm even worse at writing humorous live journal posts"


edit: 11:10am
crazymeandave strolled nonchalantly into the exam hall, seemingly unperturbed by the fact that he was 10 minutes late and some of his colleagues were already well into the first question.

a small bit of mathematical boredom later, at 10:40, he asks to leave the exam, effectively condemning any late comers to resitting the exam in the summer.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_abby_/]

good luck dude!

you will own those pikeys...

[brokenbeany.livejournal.com]

Owning Pikeys, but what an interesting thought. What would you make them do and where would you keep them?

[modem-i-313.livejournal.com]

Mkae them fight with each other everyone and live in council estates?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i'd make 'em run fairs and cause trouble and i'd keep 'em on clissold park ;)

[kitch-kash.livejournal.com]

it actually made me laugh as one of my exams is in few hours and what exactly is a revision schedule? O_o
yesterday instead of revising i ended up cooking dinner for housemates, drilling holes in my ceiling, drinking red wine...
good luck (;

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

a revision schedule is something organised people draw up before starting their revision in order to make sure they revise everything they need to and ensure that they don't leave it all to the last minute.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

although, i suspect you probably knew that already

[brokenbeany.livejournal.com]

See under andyknifton

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

the man who became a legend within his own lifetime

[kitch-kash.livejournal.com]

i didn't expect you're going to answer that, dude (:
i'm starting to feel sorry for organized people,
i prefer CHAOS

[gaius-octavian.livejournal.com]

Probably a bit late, but good luck :-)

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

cheers dude.