Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Dec. 30th, 2005 11:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dafif, like me, you were a child in the 1980's then it's very probably that we saw the same television adverts.
one i'd like to remind you of today was for a certain package delivering company.
it featured a red line that whooshed all over the fantastical landscape of america. there was, if i recall correctly, a female gospel choir proclaiming that no obstacle geology or water could throw at it would prevent them from being able to deliver a simple package.
well, blow me if i haven't just had another childhood belief crushed by the real world.
it would appear their advertising is maliciously mendacious, the M25 is too much of an obstacle for them to surmount.
i guess, what i'm trying to say is DHL are a bunch of useless idiots, and should you ever wish to send a package reliably the you should avoid these incompetent morons.
one i'd like to remind you of today was for a certain package delivering company.
it featured a red line that whooshed all over the fantastical landscape of america. there was, if i recall correctly, a female gospel choir proclaiming that no obstacle geology or water could throw at it would prevent them from being able to deliver a simple package.
well, blow me if i haven't just had another childhood belief crushed by the real world.
it would appear their advertising is maliciously mendacious, the M25 is too much of an obstacle for them to surmount.
i guess, what i'm trying to say is DHL are a bunch of useless idiots, and should you ever wish to send a package reliably the you should avoid these incompetent morons.
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Date: 2005-12-30 10:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-01-09 06:25 am (UTC)on the plus side, they did (incorrectly) send me 3 bottles of alcohol with my package... maybe they decided to appease me by depriving someone else.