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yeah its true at 19years old i still havent mastered how to open doors. i was in a lil bit of a panic at forst so kinda contacted whoever i could in the hope of someone getting me out of there, after an hour i just sorta gave up hope of getting out of that room till the afternoon, so i curled up under a blanket on the sofa and tried to forget the fact that i really needed a pee and was stuck in the living room, and i stayed that way up untill about quarter to 1 when matt came and let me out, i've never been so happy to see someone