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[daf]

DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN THREE WORDS:
1. indescribable
2. insufferable
3. indigestible

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. lungs
2. nmda receptors
3. arms

THREE THINGS YOU'D CHANGE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. self image
2. facetiousnous
3. motivation

THREE NICKNAMES YOU HAVE:
1. crazy mean dave
2. disco stu
3. tubby

THREE THINGS YOU DID IN THE PAST WEEK:
1. fed squirrels out of my hand +win+
2. slept a whole bunch
3. djed

THREE THINGS YOU'LL DO TODAY:
1. fail to get out of bed
2. go to college
3. read more thucydides

THREE THINGS ON YOUR MIND:
1. sex
2. college
3. useless collections


~RELATIONSHIPS~

DESCRIBE YOUR BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND IN THREE WORDS:
1. illusive
2. elusive
3. non-existent

DESCRIBE YOUR EXs IN THREE WORDS:(most recent and long term ok)
1. obsolete
2. difficult
3. beautiful

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS THAT ATTRACT YOU TO THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. eyes
2. face
3. personality

THREE CELEBRITY CRUSHES:
1. Maggie Gyllenhaal
2. Kate Moss (circa 1994)
3. Samantha Janus

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. love
2. great sex
3. friendship

LAST THREE PEOPLE YOU KISSED:
1.
2.
3.

~FRIENDS~

THREE CLOSE FRIENDS OF THE SAME SEX:
1. kai
2. emilié
3. sicfuk

THREE CLOSE FRIENDS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Grace
2. Nat
3. Debz

THREE FRIENDS YOU'VE KNOWN THE LONGEST:
1. jonathan [colleague - 1983]
2. scary sarah [1998]
3. tobi [1998]

THREE THINGS YOUR FRIENDS HAVE IN COMMON:
1. species
2. awesomeness
3. my friendship

THREE THINGS YOU DO WITH YOUR FRIENDS:
1. party
2. outdoor pursuits
3. katie

THREE FRIENDS YOU MISS RIGHT NOW:
1. grace
2. sicfuk
3. scary sarah

~RANDOM~

THREE THINGS YOU CAN TOUCH WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND RIGHT NOW:
1. the keyboard
2. the sofa
3. my balls

THREE THINGS YOU'D TAKE TO A DESERT ISLAND WITH YOU:
1. iridum phone
2. suppies [food, drink & drugs]
3. friends

THREE BANDS YOU'VE LISTENED TO RECENTLY:
1. iron maiden vs blondie
2. the wildhearts
3. the small faces

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. live a rich and varied life
2. gain critical acclaim
3. attain true and everlasting happiness

THREE WORDS THAT FIRST COME INTO YOUR HEAD:
1. pulchritude
2. paronomasia
3. fuck-buttons

THREE EMOTIONS YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW:
1. happiness
2. ambivalence
3. loneliness

THREE THINGS THAT GET YOU INTO TROUBLE:
1. my lightning comic mind
2. targ
3. laziness