derailment

Jul. 27th, 2007 01:25 am
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nearly died today.

the bike i've been borrowing from my good friend james literally tried to kill me.

i was riding along. at newington green i went over a speed hump and the metal of the dérailleur decided to absolve itself of any responsibility for maintaining basic structural rigidity and flung itself into my rear wheel like some kind of make shift grappling hook.

this stopped me almost instantaneously in what some hack from the local papers might have described as "yet another goth thwarted comically in pathetic suicide attempt" were there not so many stabbings, rapes and burglaries in the area.

the cars behind me shrieked to a halt and i picked myself and the now unridable bicycle up off the tarmac and sheepishly got out of the road as fast as my little legs would carry me.

gonna have to take the offending machine to a bike shop to get ripped off tomorrow.

still, i haven't felt this alive in ages.

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Date: 2007-07-27 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untermensch.livejournal.com
Oh man, something along those lines happened on a motorbike of mine at 60mph. Shoulda seen the tyre after skidding for a hundred yards with the back wheel locked :)

Bloody chains.

yeah, managed to stay on and somehow avoid the parked cars...

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Date: 2007-07-27 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
jesus dude! i was only doing around 15-20.

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Date: 2007-07-27 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untermensch.livejournal.com
It's still scarier on a bicycle, somehow

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Date: 2007-07-27 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
prolly something to do with the lack of helmet / protective clothing... had the shakes hardcore once the adrenaline wore off.

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Date: 2007-07-27 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] untermensch.livejournal.com
Nyar, completely on-topic, next time this chap comes around we must go see him. I missed him last time :(

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Date: 2007-07-27 07:41 am (UTC)

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Date: 2007-07-27 07:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spoox.livejournal.com
Just glad to hear that you are ok chum. That's some scary shit!

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Date: 2007-07-27 08:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] p0is0n-girl.livejournal.com
You thwarted death??!!!!!! Have you not seen final destination??? o.O

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Date: 2007-07-27 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mr-targ.livejournal.com
All new adrenaline sport, eh? Glad you're ok, champ. Well, would have been hilarious if you'd broken a bone, or lost a testicle or something, but I'm glad you're ok all the same. x

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Date: 2007-07-27 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
i wish i hadn't.

seen the film, not thwarted death that is ;]

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Date: 2007-07-27 09:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
yeah. still, i get the beast on the 8th :]

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Date: 2007-07-27 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
cheers mate, don't wanna go through that sort of brush with the sepulchrally voiced one again in a hurry

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Date: 2007-07-27 09:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
yeah, it seems i took a leaf out of your death-defying book

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Date: 2007-07-27 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
it sure seems that way... although why any robot would want to transform into a twisted mangled metallic wreck is beyond me

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Date: 2007-07-27 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] object17.livejournal.com
And I have that week off work - Cue all the cycling fun.

Watched part of an Alley Cat race down oxford street last night - Crazy in the Emilié favoured way. Looks like I'm racing the one on Saturday. Pray for me.

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Date: 2007-07-27 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
lols. not even half way, it's just the back end that's fucked.

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Date: 2007-07-27 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
damn straight

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Date: 2007-07-27 02:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ange1-grace.livejournal.com
Anything I was thinking of saying has already been said...

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Date: 2007-07-27 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazymeandave.livejournal.com
poor becka, you'll have to be quicker next time ;]

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Date: 2007-07-28 07:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haltedlogic.livejournal.com
Maybe you could try to not die until after I'm back in the UK Dave, would hate to miss the party ;P



Seriously though be careful!!!

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