oh dear, what can the matter be?

[daf]

drunken_bunny's stuck in the living room....

i was awoken this morning by the sound of my phone's message received tone. i was convinced it could be nothing good, so i tried to break back into the land of dreams... and just as i was starting to make some headway in this matter, i was drop called by someone.
my anger now fully aroused, i got out of my pit and bleary eyed, i staggered around my room attempting to find my phone so that i could ascertain who amongst my friends had the temerity to interrupt my favourite part of the day.
to my surprise, it was emma... her text read:-

"Can you try and
get hold of one of
charlies house
mates or sumot for
me please the
living room door is
stuck and i cant get
out and no one else
is in"

naturally, after having fallen about laughing, i called xxmiskatonicxx, only to learn that as emma feared, everyone was indeed, out.
...and unless any of you feel like storming the fortress that is king_of_spook's place, i think she's gonna be stuck in the living room for quite a while.

[EDIT: in case anyone was worried about emma's wellbeing, she's been released from her prison - so all's good]

Comments

[303factory.livejournal.com]

thats as hilarious as it is nasty!
Poor gal ive been stuck in a house but a room must be shite, what if u need the loo really badly??

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

well, she's been in there since last night... i think it's a fair bet to say she does.

[303factory.livejournal.com]

oh dear :P
I really shouldnt find this as funny as I do

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

no you shouldnt! you is mean!!!!

i got the distress calls too but was in a meeting so only just found them. shes been needing the loo since she woke up (3hours or so now) & earliest anyone can get back there is 2.30!!!! poor emma! all in gonna say is nxt time ur around charlies, watch where you sit...

[303factory.livejournal.com]

I know I is mean!!
But your being mean too! :P
Oh dear poor lil lass, i would storm the fort if i was in London :P
ladder up to the window or something..

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

im offended! i was trying my upmost NOT to be mean when i wrote that!!! coz i know the lil lass as you call her is having a bad day; we shall have to make sure her weekend makes up for it! though that may be more in the hands of pete...literally *grins*

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

that's if she manages to get rid of that nasty mark on the side of her neck in time for slimes

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

why? its not like they're going out/are exclusive

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

no, it's just she's worried that he'll think she's some kind of "dutty whore"

[303factory.livejournal.com]

'nxt time ur around charlies, watch where you sit...'
no not mean at all :P
Of course the weekend is gonna kick arse! wooo

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

i thought it was rather handy advice actually :P

[303factory.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed, in a moderatly mean way :P

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i didn't want to be the one to talk of her toilet requirements... else i'd've mentioned the second text i got from her.
what makes it funnier still is it's not like it's impossible to get out of the living room.

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

but the handle broke proper when i was there last sunday & kas had to rescue us...so if thats happened again she really IS trapped! :/ (if she climbed out the window she wouldnt be able to get in the front door so same problem really but colder)

i knew all this her-holding-on-to-her-pee-business would end in tears... or at least something soggy...

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

and then suddenly the christmas present we were going to buy her seems like an even better idea ; )
you're right, of course, but there's a portaloo just down the road from charlies, so climbing out the window would offer release.

[ahura-mazda.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is it with Charlie and door handles?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i'm guessing there's some painful childhood memory being suppressed deep in his subconscious... ; )

explanation

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

rearrange that so it reads;

fuck it charlie. what? door handles, and with th(e)is

...well it nearly worked... :)

Re: explanation

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

lols.

[names0fthedead.livejournal.com]

D&B tonight, innit

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

it is... although, i'm rammstein-ing it before hand... i might drag myself along with kylon afterwards

Deja vu

[ahura-mazda.livejournal.com]

Didn't she do that at Nat n Kai's the other day?

Re: Deja vu

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

lols. no. that was the front door she couldn't open...

Re: Deja vu

[ahura-mazda.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww Bless.

[303factory.livejournal.com]

oh yeah you posted!
you love it really

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i did post; only 'cos it was too amusing to keep to myself

[smakatrosmic.livejournal.com]

ahhh so thats how dan knows... when i got there she was really confused as to why dan had text her as she couldnt recall telling him :P
and it wasnt her fault, it was a SEXIST DOORKNOB. matt showed her how to open it, she couldnt. i tried, couldnt. charlie did it. emma tried again, couldnt.
*sulk*

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

personally, i think it's just a case of you and emma being incapable of opening doors. : P

[smakatrosmic.livejournal.com]

well i can open most other doors... :P

[portaltonarnia.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha

This made me giggle!

grins

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

my work is done

Re: grins

[portaltonarnia.livejournal.com]

Yay

[drunken-bunny.livejournal.com]

yeah its true at 19years old i still havent mastered how to open doors. i was in a lil bit of a panic at forst so kinda contacted whoever i could in the hope of someone getting me out of there, after an hour i just sorta gave up hope of getting out of that room till the afternoon, so i curled up under a blanket on the sofa and tried to forget the fact that i really needed a pee and was stuck in the living room, and i stayed that way up untill about quarter to 1 when matt came and let me out, i've never been so happy to see someone

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

poor emma!
you'll have to get some practise in with doors lest it happen again ; )

[rivetmike.livejournal.com]

I don't know the girl in question but have my sympathies as have managed to trap myself in my old toilet (the room not actual toilet) for periods of time whilst under the influence.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

I don't know the girl in question but have my sympathies

lols... what are you trying to say? ; )

[mystic-yousi.livejournal.com]

That is highly amusing, but yes...poor emma. lol

yes, its me, Yousi, found your LJ, so i added you *waves* i'll find out if this thing on thursday is still on and let you know

:-)