trapped in the closet

[daf]

this is the scene that would've greeted you had you come along to the oak bar this monday...



now, i know, what you're thinking... "it's emilié, he's always looking for an excuse to get naked!" ...and, to be fair, you're right. but the other chap playing topless pool, seen below peering at one of the gay-mags is my acquaintance odie.



odie's one of those people who're kind of embarrassing to take to gay bars. put bluntly, he behaves inappropriately towards people. sleazing on women, making loud homophobic remarks, and generally being a bit of a nob.

monday was no different. but, as odie was leaving the pub, he grabbed emilié's cap in what we thought was a playful i'm-gonna-make-you-chase-after-me-cos-i'm-a-bit-of-a-nobber fashion... it was, in fact something far more sinister: a means of furtively slipping his number to emilié.

we always suspected something was ary. it's nice to feel vindicated.

Comments

[object17.livejournal.com]

Dude it gets way better.

I found a box of matches in my bag last night which I couldn't place until I remembered Odie handing them to me. His numbers written on the back of that too.

How long until should I wait until I call. To play it cool I'd guess 3 days. But he's trice as desperate so I'd make that 7 days.

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

maybe it was your name and the tits that confused him haha :P

[object17.livejournal.com]

+highfive+

confusion?

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

the only thing odie's confused about is... [insert funny ending of your choice]

Re: confusion?

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

yeah i think he wants a funny ending inserted

LOL

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i told you he'd put it on the match box... the paper inside the cap was the shock to me.

maybe we should some get t-shirts/posters or something done for when we see him next.

[object17.livejournal.com]

I must have blanked that part of the night.

NB. I leave the "how can we possibly break every part of Odie's psyche" entirely in your hands.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

sweet... i'll put my mind to it after my exam this afternoon.

[object17.livejournal.com]

Good luck dude.

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

cheers bud.

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

good luck!

[muntafara.livejournal.com]

...for the exam and breaking that guy haha

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

thanks mate

[grystle-dog-kor.livejournal.com]

"straight" men, when will they learn? ;)

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

knowing odie. never

[natbombat.livejournal.com]

I'd just about managed to stop cringing since Kai told me about it on monday but seeing the topless pics of Odie has set me back to uncomfortable and then some.
Bleugrhhh!

[crazymeandave.livejournal.com]

i can't remember the last time i've laughed so much at someone there... one of the best bits was when he returned from the toilets with the free-doms and insisted on giving a packet to everyone and telling them to get lucky that night.

sickening.