daf: (cmd)
2012-12-13 04:47 am
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SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM... SPAM! LOVELY SPAM!!!

from: Microsoft International Program <noreply@microsoft-uk.com>
reply-to: admin-dept@28mp.com
to:
date: Mon, Dec 10, 2012 at 10:05 AM
subject: Serial Numbers: MC/2010/NLP46560

MICROSOFT CORPORATION'S LONDON
145-157, ST JOHN STREET,
LONDON, EC1V 4PY United Kingdom
 
 
OFFICIAL XMAS BONUS NOTIFICATION.
 
It is obvious that this notification will come to you as a surprise but please find time to read it carefully as we congratulate you over your success in the following official publication of results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft, in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products, (F.S.P) held this 2012,in London UK.
 
Where in your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of 950.000.00 (Nine Hundred and Fifty Thousand pounds sterling) Our winners are arranged into four categories with different winning prizes accordingly in each category.
 
They are arranged in this format below:
 
These are your identification numbers:MCS-26799/097
 
CATEGORY NO.OF WINNERS WINNING PRIZES
1st. 2    1,000,000.00 pounds each
2nd. 8      950.000.00 pounds each
3rd. 13     750,000.00 pounds each
4th. 27     470,000.00 pounds each
 
We write to officially notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the above prize to you.
 
It is important to note that your award information was released with the following particulars attached to it.
 
(1) Award numbers: NLP/56/7766
(2) Email ticket numbers: MSLP-130832
(3) Batch numbers: MC10/834/8PDH
(4) The file reference numbers: UK/5564/06/07/MICS
{5} Serial Numbers: MC/2010/NLP46560
 
For verification purpose be sure to include:
 
(1) Your contact address.
(2) Your Tel/Fax numbers.
(3) Your Nationality/Country.
(4) Your Full Name.
(5) Occupation / Age.
(6) How Do You Feel as A Winner?
(7) Ever Won an Online Lottery?
 
Mode of Prize Remittance
 
(1)Cash Pick-Up (You coming Down to Uk Personally to Pick Your Price).
 
(2)Courier Delivery Of your Certified Winning Cheque Name and other
Winning Documents safely to you.
 
To file for your claim, Please contact your Validating Officer for VALIDATION of your winning within Twenty-nine working days of this winning notification. Winnings that are not validated within Twenty-nine working days of winning notification are termed void and invalid. You are required to mention the above particulars of your award in every correspondence to enable the Agent validate your winning.
 
CONTACT:
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FOREIGN TRANSFER MANAGER
Andy Murray
            admin-dept@28mp.com
                   
********************************************************************
 
The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by our CEO/Chairman, Bill Gates and a consortium of software promotion companies.
 
The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers and other International Companies.
 
The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.
 
Once again on behalf of all our staff we say CONGRATULATIONS!
 
Sincerely
NICOLE ANTON.
M.S.PRO.ZONAL COORDINATOR
 
NOTE: Do not tell people about your Price Award until your money is successfully handed over to you to avoid disqualification that may arise from double claim.
 
You may also receive similar e-mails from people portraying to be other Organizations or Microsoft Corporation. This is solely to collect your personal information from you and lay claim over your notification letter that was sent to you, Kindly forward a copy to us and delete it from your mail box and give no further correspondence to such person or body.
 
Microsoft shall not be held responsible for any loss of fund arising from the above mentioned.
daf: (Default)
2012-08-08 03:34 pm

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam


from:               The World Economic Forum wefjobs@mail.com
reply-to:           official.mail@weforum-jobs.org
to:                 undisclosed recipients
date:               Sat, Aug 4, 2012 at 6:43 PM
subject:            WEF Recruitment/Careers at the WEF++

About WEF:

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daf: (Default)
2012-08-08 12:27 pm
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return of the spam


from:              alicia yanes solares solyanes25@hotmail.com
to:                cflewis@localnet.com
cc:                redacted
date:              Tue, Aug 7, 2012 at 11:12 AM
subject:           RE RE: Trading Alert: Smallcap Winner
mailed-by:         hotmail.com

To Member's,

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Short Term- .70
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daf: (Default)
2012-06-19 12:02 pm

***SPAM*** United Nations Compensation For Scam Victims

Reply-To: <unitednationn2@yahoo.es>
From: "UNITED NATION"<m1012@bright.net>
Subject: ***SPAM*** United Nations Compensation For Scam Victims
Date: Thu, 7 Jun 2012 07:50:37 -0400

United Nations


DEBT RECONCILIATION COMMITTEE


3 United Nations PlazaNew York, Ny 10017, United States


 


 


 


Our Ref:UN/USA/00111


 


 


 


 


ATTENTION: BENEFCIARY,


 


How are you today? I Hope all is well with you and your family?


In regards to the recent meeting between the United Nations, the United States Government to restore the dignity and economy of Nations. Base on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty.




We have been having a meeting for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the then secretary to the UNITED NATIONS.




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Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed.




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This meeting was first held on the 10th of January 2012. 




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Chairman  Debt Reconciliation Committee


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daf: (quotes)
2012-06-15 07:55 pm
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ennui

crushed
daf: (ruckus)
2012-05-01 08:59 am

OFFICE NOISE

as if work isn't stressful enough as it is, this week has seen the arrival of eunetworks who have come to make noise on the street next to our office.

hurrah!

OfficeNoise by dj daf

OfficeNoise2 by dj daf
daf: (quotes)
2012-04-19 03:47 pm
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redefining the word 'hopeful'

dunno where they're getting their list of email addresses from, but this choice piece of spam makes me question my browsing habits...



daf: (disco stu)
2012-04-18 03:34 pm

povo

wow. looks like i've hit proper povo status... have something like £3 to survive on until pay day [end of the month]

wish me luck
daf: (dj)
2012-03-28 02:31 pm
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goodbye denary, hello hexadecimal...

so, i turned 21 today =)

wasn't expecting work to have done anything for it, but this was the site greeting me when i got in to the office this morning...


daf: (Default)
2012-03-13 12:00 pm
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99 reasons...

So, I'm angry again... which means there's probably gonna be a serious of grumblings on here.

The first one concerns a book. Nothing new there. And never has such a short sentence been so true.

In what is being described by the media as a radical departure from literary tradition, Caroline Smailes has written a book with a few different endings.
The hype around this fantastic "new" style of novel is such to the extent it even warranted an interview on the today programme.

Now, I freely admit that I may have been blessed with a better memory than most, but I can't be the only one thinking "What The Fuck?" here... As George Santayana said, Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it, and being a child of the 80s I had a grew up with no internet. There was only 4 tv channels & maybe 10 radio stations to entertain me...

...well, that and books of course. So forgive me if I come across like some kind of literary snob, showing off the vast number of tomes I've consumed in my short time on this lump of rock, but I'd be amazed, if like me you're not wondering how it is that the works of Steve Livingstone & Ian Jackson have faded so quickly into the mists of the past.

I cam't be the only person who remembers the "Choose Your Own Adventure" books.
Seriously, there's more than 180 of them!

HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE DESCRIBED AS ANYTHING NEW?!
daf: (Default)
2012-01-12 11:38 am
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i'm pretty sure i recognize that address... looks at <user site="livejournal.com" user="brokenbeany"

from: MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY AWARD PROMOTION info@yahoo.co.uk
reply-to: mr.shadrickdiamond_desktop@hotmail.com
to: undisclosed recipients
date: Mon, Dec 5, 2011 at 5:27 PM
subject: CLAIMS


MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY AWARD PROMOTION UNITED KINGDOM.
AWARD DEPARTMENT, MICROSOFT CORPORATION WORLD LOTTERY,
20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10,
Bloomsbury London United Kingdom WC1B 4AR.
Identification NO: - {MSW/OWN/98755}
WINNER NO: 5
ELECTRONIC EMAIL AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION,
AWARD PRESENTATION CENTER: UNITED KINGDOM.

Congratulations!! Your email ID Won a lump sum of £500,000.00(GBP POUNDS)
in the MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY AWARD PROMO from the following domains
(yahoo.com, hotmail.com, aol.com, gmail.com, rediffmail.cometc) held three
(3) days ago in here in the United Kingdom London.

Attached is your winning ticket number 47061725

BELOW IS THE INFORMATION NEEDED AND TO BE SENT TO THE CLAIMS AGENT WHERE
YOUR WINNING FALL.

1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Country of Residence:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Age:
6. Occupation:

Mr. Shadrick Diamond
Email:Mr.Shadrickdiamond_desktop@hotmail.com
Royal Finance Company United Kingdom.

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Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staff of
MICROSOFT CORPORATION. Thank you for being part of this promotional email
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Congratulations once again.
Please quote your winning number.

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MICROSOFT LOTTERY
The Lottery Company
daf: (Default)
2012-01-09 09:41 am
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goldman sach[S] equity plc must be getting desperate...

Goldman Sach Equity plc goldmansachequity.com@gmail.com
to undisclosed recipients

Attn:

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Mortgage Loan, Student Loan, loan for any purposes?e.t.c.

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with the Yearly loan offer,Get loan at 3% interest rate annually, Hurry up
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Gender:..........................
Age...........................
Contact Address:...................
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Goldman Sach Equity plc.
daf: (Default)
2012-01-06 08:03 am
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the 3th of JAN 2012

Professor Robert Miscannon ccu21clam@aol.com
to undisclosed recipients

Please kindly preview the attached document,Also get back to me with your informations as requested on the email....


Dear Selected winner,


Congratulations, This is to inform you that you have beenselected for a cash Price of �450,000.00 (four hundred and fifty thousand Great British Pounds) and a brand-new BMW 2011 M5 Sedan Car from International programs held on the 3th of JAN 2012 in the United Kingdom.


Description of Price vehicle;
Year: 2011 Model
Model: M5 Sedan
Colour (exterior/interior): Black Sapphire Metallic/Black Leather
Mileage: 5
Transmission: Automatic 6 Speed
All Season Traction (AST)
BMW Assistant with Bluetooth� Wireless Technology
BMW Ultimate Service
Dynamic Stability Control
Electronic Damping Control
Head Protection System (HPS)
Logic7 Audio System
SMG Transmission
Vehicle & Key Memory
Voice Command


The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world which your email was among the first ten (10) lucky winners.Contact the verification department by providing your secret pin code x7pwyz2011 and your Reference Number BMW: 2551256003/23.You are also advised to provide him with the under listed informations.


1. Name in full:
2. Address in full:
3. Nationality:
4. Age:
5. Phone:
6. Email address:


CONTACT PERSON: Mr. Montague Michaels (Claims Director)
EMAIL: m.montague@blumail.org
Tel:- +19044426209

Professor Robert Miscannon,
DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONS
BMW PUBLICITY DEPARTMENT
daf: (quotes)
2011-11-28 07:37 pm
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laziest 419 ever?

from:       Ray Alex KimJohnB@aol.com
reply-to:   ray_alex12@aol.com

GOD BLESS AS YOU READ.


Greetings,i am MRS. LERYOLYN MCFASHION ADAMS, an American Citizen but married to An african husband. I am a aging widow suffering from long time illness. i am currently admitted in a hospital here in West Africa, I have some funds I inherited from my late loving husband Mr.Daniel Douglas The amount of US$210.000,000.00 which he deposited in one bank Here in West Africa, which was hard earned money through Oil business.


I need an honest and God fearing person and can use this fund for God's work and 15% out of the total funds will be yours, as compasation for carrying out Godly project. I saw your email on the internet and decided to contact you. Please if you would be able to use these funds for the Lord's work kindly reply to me with the following information:


First Name:___________________________
Last Name:____________________________
Gender:_______________________________
Marital status:_______________________
Contact Address:______________________
City/Zip code:________________________
Country:______________________________
Date of Birth:________________________
Monthly Income/Yearly Income:_________
Occupation:___________________________
Phone:________________________________
Fax:__________________________________

May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ the love of God and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family's Amen.


Your Sister In The Lord,
MRS. LERYOLYN MCFASHION ADAMS.
daf: (Default)
2011-11-21 03:17 pm

the big dog

if there's a more phallic rock formation than this perverted portugeuse protuberance, someone with some serious clout has definitely been "pulling our pilsener"... it's shit like this that makes babel fish pretty plausible and goes some way to explaining just how the fuck "chatty man" alan carr is allowed anywhere near a television studio!

daf: (disco stu)
2011-11-20 08:11 pm

.. 8132727331 ..

today i did some computer hacking type stuffs as a favour for a friend... the ironic nature of which is too delicious not to share.

the act of which can be summed up in five wonderful words

i scammed internets from nigerians


lulz

and the significance of the subject [in case your curiosity was piqued].... 2011 x 2011 x 2011 </delight>
daf: (Default)
2011-11-04 10:05 am

it stands there, judging you

mop-man is very disappointed in you


in other news, i've just been told that those pesky swedes have built the largest scale model of anything, ever!
daf: (disco stu)
2011-11-03 03:40 pm

hello lj.

you're looking rather neglected... i must remember to update you more.


in the meantime despite my contempt for all things dubstep, i strongly advise that anyone reading this check out this dude - he has mad skillz!